Cory, why is this thing in my window?
Well, Angeline, I'd say it's yet another blatant example of how our sovereign rights are being trampled, diminished, and disregarded.
This creature, for example: I've finally convinced her of the futility of pouncing at me, but she will not stay on her own bed and even usurps one of my particularly favorite spots.
And then there's the personal grooming she feels compelled to do--Bast knows she needs it, running around outside and coming back with mud and worse all over her nether bits. Oh, The Woman wipes her off with a towel, but she's still disgusting.
Be thankful all you have to deal with is a relatively clean doll.
I'm outta here.