And eventually the sun came out!
Vicki Lane Mysteries
Words and pictures from the author of And the Crows Took Their Eyes as well as the Elizabeth Goodweather Appalachian Mysteries . . .
Monday, April 6, 2026
The Easter Party 2026
And eventually the sun came out!
Sunday, April 5, 2026
Saturday, April 4, 2026
Friday, April 3, 2026
Dear Sirs

Thursday, April 2, 2026
Puns Entirely About Dogs
Years ago my friend Kathy (another dog lover) and I played a game, daring each other to guess the answer using the name of a dog breed. For example:
What short skirts may reveal -- Pekinese (peek of knees_
Here some more for you to guess. I'll put the answers at the end of this post.
1. What the music critic answered when asked his favorite composer.
2. What the piano tuner was called in to correct.
3. What Mom told the twins at dinner time.
4. What happened when the priests disagreed about the liturgy.
5. What some might call Hans Christian Andersen.
6. What you might do with heavy cream.
7. What a vulgarian might call a really awful menagerie.
8. What might be said of a women with beautiful legs.
9. What you need to open a locked door.
10. What the philanderer called his second girlfriend.
11. What you might call an avid reader of intricate mysteries.
12. What the one who answers the phone is.
13. What you might snuggle under to watch TV.
14. What a user of smokeless tobacco does far too often.
1. Boxer (Bach, sir!)
2. Sharpei
3.Chow Chow
4. Mastiff
5. Great Dane
6. Whippet
7. Shih Tzu
8. Great Pyranees
9. Akita
10. Beagle (B girl)
11. Plott Hound
12. Collie
13. Afghan
14. Spitz
Ill show myself out.
Wednesday, April 1, 2026
Tuesday, March 31, 2026
Latin Trivia
Monday, March 30, 2026
Buried in Paper
. . . the occasional attempt at a haiku . . .
. . . and the accumulated lesson outlines of many years of teaching writing.
Really, it's sobering, tossing out (recycling) the record of so much work. But it's that much less for the young uns to deal with eventually. And it's a pleasant look back at some interesting times.
And here and there, I come across something funny.
Sunday, March 29, 2026
Saturday, March 28, 2026
More De-Accessioning
I spent hours yesterday rummaging through my past and making some hard decisions. Up in my workroom, where I wrote most of my novels, are ten shelves stuffed with books I used (or thought I might use) for research. As I have no plans to write another book, it seemed a good idea to donate most of those books to our library's spring booksale.
There are books about Appalachia, the Cherokees, Asheville, Madison County, the Shelton's, the Civil War, the Melungeons, snake-handling religion, and various odd things that caught my attention. Sometimes I might have found no more than a line or two in a book to be useful--but even a few words could lead to a whole chapter.
Perhaps I should feel sad that the writing phase of my life is past--but I don't. It's quite freeing to pass these useful books on. Three heavy boxes full. And I've just made a start. Plus there's a HUGE amount of ephemera--meaningful only to me. But I have to sort through it and read and appreciate it before consigning it to recycling.
Friday, March 27, 2026
And Butterflies!
Thursday, March 26, 2026
Wednesday, March 25, 2026
Dear Sirs
The corruption of your president and his administration is unbounded. He has started a war, partly to deflect attention from the Epstein Files (we haven't forgotten,) partly to please his buddy Netanyahu, and now it becomes apparent that he or his family and cronies will be benefiting from advance knowledge of the swings in the stock market and oil futures due to his on-again off-again threats to Iran's infrastructure (threats which if carried out would be yet another war crime by this rogue administration.) Can you say insider trading? Rigging the stock market?
He has also blocked efforts to fund TSA without funding ICE. He wants to end mail-in votes--while availing himself of them. And his son-in-law is openly pushing to rebuild Gaza in the gilded Trumpian image as beachfront property.
Gas prices have risen, as will those of all consumer goods. And his ties to Big Oil that lead him to reject greener forms of energy will only exacerbate the rising pollution and temperatures.
When will enough be enough?
When will this blight on the once-respected office of POTUS be removed?
Are we great yet? So much winning . . .



























