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02/08/2023 |
Am I lucky or what? I checked in on my old, mostly
inactive, email account to make sure I wasn’t missing
an actual communication from a person. Well, turns
ou I am incredibly blessed. To begin with, I’m told
that my shoulder holster payment (shoulder
holster?) is covered. And a Ninja Air Fryer has
shipped. (I never ordered one.)
But wait, there's more! I’ve 'won’ a Simplehuman
Sensor trashcan, a Samsung Smart TV, a Makita
power drill and a Le Creuset. Golly!
And, for the cherry on top, I’m offered a “a Forgotten
Viking Fierce Teeth Ritual” that makes teeth 20 times
stronger. Arrrr!
Look for me any day now, wearing my shoulder holster (I'll put
the power drill in it) and sporting a Viking smile. I may have
to rent a storage unit for all the other stuff.
4 comments:
I also have an old one or two accounts. Maybe I should check too.
Oh thanks for the reminder to look at the old email accounts! Yours takes the cake today!
I get a deluge of that stuff on my active email account. I have to search for any real mail. With the last election behind us, I'm getting very little actual mail now. Have you ever claimed any of those "loyalty rewards"?
Never have--too deeply cynical.
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