Thursday, April 16, 2020

The Doomsday Alarm



A few days ago I was out pulling some weeds along the driveway, enjoying the sun and the gentle sound of birdsong.


As I neared John's truck, a terrible sound arose. My first thought was that it was some Doomsday alarm, alerting passersby to the imminent explosion of the vehicle, and I reached for my phone to tell John about the problem and ask what I should do.


Then a confusion of guineas ran out from beneath the truck -- mostly males, as they make the harsh chi, chi, chi sound I was hearing, unlike the female's more gentle potterack? potterack? which I would have recognized. (Link HERE to a recording of guinea sounds.)


And yes, confusion is the accepted collective noun for these weird critters--but at least the truck didn't explode.



8 comments:

Anvilcloud said...

Confusuon: I love it.

Barbara Rogers said...

Glad the truck didn't explode or anything. Such strange heads on those fowl~!

Elizabeth Varadan, Author said...

They do look pretty weird. Kinda like turkeys, but not. I like that collective noun, too: "A confusion of guineas." So visual.

Dianna said...

A confusion of guineas. I LOVE it!

NCmountainwoman said...

Considering your pumpkin accident with a truck, I'm sure the doomsday alarm was a bit frightening. Those guinea fowl are giving all of us a short respite. Thanks

Vagabonde said...

That must have been a pretty noisy sound they made for you to confuse it with an explosion! Also I envy you being outdoors – I have not been out of the house for 33 days or more.

Vicki Lane said...

NCmountainwoman--it's the same truck!

Vagabonde -- yikes! that's awful!

GPearson said...

That is certainly a fitting word to use for a group of those strange creatures. And their cries are also appropriate for sounding the Doomsday Alarm.