So anyway, I got to thinking about some of the euphemisms that are employed rather than offend anyone's ears with the fine old Anglo-Saxon 'shit.'
There's crap and poop and poo poo,
Doo dahs, squat, and shhiz,
Dookie and doodie and doo dooAnd who doesn't know Number Two?
Whatever its name
Call it crud, caca, or poo,
Vulgar or not, it's all still the same
When it sticks to the sole of your shoe.
Isn't language fun?