Oh, look, it's another of those divorced/widowed lonely generals trolling Facebook for companionship . . .
Vicki Lane Hello there, beautiful 
This is Michael. I couldn't help but notice how lovely your profile is and how stunning you look with that wonderful smile of yours. 
Despite being divorced, I am hopeful for a second chance at happiness with a genuine woman like yourself. Your profile and personality truly impressed me, and I appreciate your wit and charm. I usually don't leave comments, but I felt compelled to give you this compliment. I tried sending a friend request, but it seems to have not gone through. If you're open to it, would you please drop a message here on my official page? Thank you, beautiful. 
This is Michael. I couldn't help but notice how lovely your profile is and how stunning you look with that wonderful smile of yours. Despite being divorced, I am hopeful for a second chance at happiness with a genuine woman like yourself. Your profile and personality truly impressed me, and I appreciate your wit and charm. I usually don't leave comments, but I felt compelled to give you this compliment. I tried sending a friend request, but it seems to have not gone through. If you're open to it, would you please drop a message here on my official page? Thank you, beautiful. I particularly like that he's drawn to my wonderful smile. This is my picture on FB--the one that has so enchanted him.
7 comments:
Too funny. I bet someone has grabbed his picture as their own too.
LOL!
Ah yes! the spurned friend request. I must my due for one soon.
Laughing out loud here! All could have heard that guffaw!
Vicki, what an opportunity!! I'm surprised you didn't jump on it! (Oops, maybe "jump" is the wrong word)
I like that his come-on looks like a ransom note. Clever!
Anonymous is Anita Coffee Thomas
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