Thursday, April 2, 2026

Puns Entirely About Dogs

                                           


Years ago my friend Kathy (another dog lover) and I played a game, daring each other to guess the answer using the name of a dog breed. For example:

What short skirts may reveal -- Pekinese (peek of knees_

Here some more for you to guess. I'll put the answers at the end of this post.

1. What the music critic answered when asked his favorite composer.

2. What the piano tuner was called in to correct.

3. What Mom told the twins at dinner time.

4. What happened when the priests disagreed about the liturgy.

5. What some might call Hans Christian Andersen.

6. What you might do with heavy cream.

7. What a vulgarian might call a really awful menagerie.

8. What might be said of a women with beautiful legs.

9. What you need to open a locked door.

10. What the philanderer called his second girlfriend.

11. What you might call an avid reader of intricate mysteries.

12. What the one who answers the phone is.

13. What you might snuggle under to watch TV.

14. What a user of smokeless tobacco does far too often.

                                       



1. Boxer

2. Sharpei

3.Chow Chow

4. Mastiff

5. Great Dane

6. Whippet

7. Shih Tzu

8. Great Pyranees

9. Akita

10. Beagle

11. Plott Hound

12. Collie

13. Afghan

14. Spitz

Ill show myself out.

                                


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