Spotted this sign on a SUV the other day and my imagination went wild.
Sensei Ninja Nanny-san will care for your little ones and teach them them meaning of respect and instant obedience. .
Nothing gets a toddler's attention quite like a throwing star just missing his ear when hurled by a black-clad attendant.
Visit our dojo today and place little Liam or little Emma in the care of our superbly skilled instructors . . . attitude adjustment a specialty!
Okay, okay -- I'm sure it's not really like that . . . in fact, I expect a class in martial arts for young kids would be a lot better than video games or TV -- those electronic babysitters.
But I do like the idea of a ninja turned nanny . . .