. . . that your armpit has cravings? Which armpit, I couldn't say, but Old Spice tells me this is the case.
And now I have to wonder about other body parts -- what is it they desire? My knees (both of them) have been telling me for some time now that they'd like to be refurbished.
But what about some of the other members of my anatomy? Would my lips like some Botox? Are my cuticles crying out for cuticle cream, my lashes for lengthener, my teeth for resurfacing?
"Exfoliate me!" I think I hear my skin screaming.