Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Did You Realize. . .

. . . that your armpit has cravings? Which armpit, I couldn't say, but Old Spice tells me this is the case.
And now I have to wonder about other body parts -- what is it they desire? My knees (both of them) have been telling me for some time now that they'd like to be refurbished.

But what about some of the other members of my anatomy? Would my lips like some Botox? Are my cuticles crying out for cuticle cream, my lashes for lengthener, my teeth for resurfacing?

"Exfoliate me!" I think I hear my skin screaming.

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25 comments:

Victoria said...

LOL...who knew?

lines n shades said...

had a good laugh at that one... :)

Martin H. said...

Or, as the song says, 'stay, just as you are.' Whatever my body parts crave, it would need to be industrial strength!

Thérèse said...

How funny!
It reminds me of the lady, a few weeks ago, who avoided a fine for drunken driving. The judge dismissed the lady after hearing that she had been unable to put her lips around the breathalizer because of a butox injection on her lips two days before...

L. D. Burgus said...

Oh my, the stuff I did not know. Great flower shot at the bottom and I bet is smells too.

Marilyn said...

Oh, I think it would be best to shut my ears to my body parts desire!

Jj Rodriguez said...

I have been using old spice for a long time. I never noticed those lines at the back... LOL!

Body parts cravings, that's a new way to sayit... Cute and good post!

JJRod'z

Pat in east TN said...

I guess a person learns something new everyday .. ha!

Friko said...

I think I need an all over make-over, but as there's little chance of that I'll creak on as I am.

Brian Miller said...

makes it seem urgent doesnt it...got to satisfy those armpits...lol

June said...

My armpits crave???
Hm.

Alan Burnett said...

Yes, my knee has been complaining these last few weeks. I also have a finger which at the moment is being a complete pain : bleating all the time about its ganglion - whatever that may be. The problem is that when I switch my cochlear implant off, I can still hear them.

Vicki Lane said...

Larry, that last photo is a smoke bush and those aren't flowers, just the new red foliage with the sun behind them.

Too funny, Therese!

Vicki Lane said...

You're making me laugh, Alan!

Star said...

Yes indeed, I could spend an absolute fortune in the chemist's shop. However, it is important to realise that the more we spend in the green grocer's shop, the less we will need to spend at the chemist's.
I need a new body.

Louise said...

I had no idea. My poor, deprived body.

Beth said...

Hee hee...so funny! I am exceedingly grateful that my body parts cannot speak---I would be unable to think over the whining and clamor!
:-)

Elora said...

And let's not forget about "re-hydration...!" (Whatever happened to DRINKING???) (And whatever happened to good old plain water? Gotta have the G-juice, now, with all the vitamins and minerals a body could crave... and then some.(Note: I didn't say "need"....)"Need" is being created as we speak...

Great pix! Yesterday, too!

Elora

Jill said...

That is hilarious! By the way..we took the plunge and are proud new bulldog owners.

Mama-Bug said...

I'm still laughing! That was just too funny.

Tammy said...

Too funny. Thanks for a good and much needed laugh this morning.
Tammy

Deanna said...

Oh dear. I hope there isn't an arm pit inspector out there somewhere, waiting for the negligent to be hauled in! Wouldn't that be a stinky job to have! Ha!

Bouncin' Barb said...

What a rip off! What if you've never been to the Caribbean? How would your armpit know it was missing that? hehe

Ms. A said...

If my members got a vote, they'd want a whole new body!

jennyfreckles said...

Tee hee, that's a good one. What IS a Caribbean feeling anyway?