Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Perfectly Politically Correct... I Hope


(I am not the author of the following and I don't know who was -- probably a lawyer; what do you think?)

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low- stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter (or summer, not forgetting friends in the Southern hemisphere) solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. 
 

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2014, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other countries nor the only "America" in the Western Hemisphere.

Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishees.

Merry and Happy from me to you!
 
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9 comments:

Brian Miller said...

hahaha...i think you covered all your bases and wont get sued or ostricized on social media...lol.

merry christmas
smiles.

Jim Egerton said...

Oh What the Heck, Merry Christmas everybody.

Tammy said...

Merry Christmas Vicki! :-)
Tammy

B. Rogers, Living in Black Mountain said...

I just tried reading that out loud, which was a mistake after all the egg nog I've been drinking. Thakx

NCmountainwoman said...

The tea party will be after you for sure. Merry Christmas, blogger buddy. And so many more.

hpy said...

That's perfect! Nevertheless I can't accept it. (It's too perfect)

hpy said...

My previuos visit to your blog and my comment on this post was due to a comment about what I had written about the politically correct myself, nevertheless it was a pleasure. I wish you a hpy new year.

Thérèse said...

I just love it and missed this post. How come? I just don't know...

Thérèse said...

As I said before somewhere but I am certainly not the only one to have said it: "politically correct" is for me "be reduced to silence."