Monday, December 23, 2013

Hair Spam


Sharing an especially enigmatic message I received -- all pictures from the internet.



"If you have a great rectangular confront lowering make the impression of width in order to stability the length of the eye. If the hair is brief it is essential that it's not at all to be able to tight or even slender because using extension cables for you to previously loss of hair will only combine difficulties. It is good if you may analysis initial before attempting that upon. Very good. Good fortune on the brand-new change."

 
We strong condition my personal head of hair weekly, either overnight or allow it sit down on my hair with a bathtub hat for two several hours. Following cowashing, I use a new leave-in strengthener as well as rake serum through our head of hair in modest parts and permit the idea for you to atmosphere dried up. During wintertime several weeks, I could sit within comfortable hooded dryer for 25 units to speed the method. While I get sick and tired of lying to using my own head of hair (which does not take place usually), I am going to put it within turns and keep these looking for a few weeks."
  
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9 comments:

Martin Hodges said...

Now I know where I went wrong. Those blasted extension cables!

Thérèse said...

It is, at least for me, quite a challenge to fully understand the message... As for the hairdos I am glad I don't any challenge yet :-)

Merisi said...

*giggles*

Do you think it is too late to order a truckload of liquid cement, now? ;-)

Vicki Lane said...


Martin, those extension cables had an electrifying effect on your coiffure.

Therese -- it's a challenge for a native-English speaker to understand this. I suspect it's the result of the original message being written in some other language and run through a computer translator...

Merisi - (giggle)

Jim Egerton said...

I don't worry tu much about this hair what-cha-call it. I haint got nerian no way. For translation ask the folks in UPPER SANDY BOTTOMS

Phyllis W. said...

I've been wanting to do something different with my hair-these tips are exactly what I needed!
Happy Holidays to you and yours, Vicki.

Novice Naturalist said...

Some of these phrases would make a great cautionary example to students on the dangers of the thesaurus!

Brian Miller said...

haha....
takes me about 30 seconds to stand up my mohawk...
i use a kind of cement...ha

Vagabonde said...

What an interesting message – maybe it is written that way because it is some type of coded message – that the NSA won’t be able to decipher …