Vicki Lane Mysteries
Words and pictures from the author of And the Crows Took Their Eyes as well as the Elizabeth Goodweather Appalachian Mysteries . . .
Wednesday, January 7, 2026
The Kittehs Say Hi
Tuesday, January 6, 2026
Ingrained

Highly recommended.
Monday, January 5, 2026
Sometimes I'm Tempted
Sometimes I would really like to crawl into a blanket fort like Josie and not come out till this regime is gone . . .
But, as President Nixon said, that would be wrong.
Sunday, January 4, 2026
Dear Sirs
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? I find myself a citizen of a rogue nation, headed by a power-mad egomaniac who is unchecked by a do-nothing Congress of bobbleheads.
Why is the US invading another country and kidnapping a head of state? The excuse of drug-trafficking is hollow, considering that five weeks ago Trump pardoned the ex-president of Honduras who had been convicted of . . . drug trafficking. Is it the oil? Or a diversion from the STILL unreleased UNREDACTED Epstein Files? And a diversion from the president's criminal role in the January 6 insurrection. I say all of the above.
Yes, Maduro was a brutal ruler--but so are Putin, Orban, Lukashenko, and Kim Jong Un-- and our own Dear Leader admires them--even rolls out the red carpet for his buddy Putin.
Our country has a bad history of bringing about regime change in sovereign nations in order to further the interests of big business--whether it's oil or sugar or bananas or rare earths, or pineapples-- only to replace a bad leader with a worse.
Acting against international law and against our Constitution (which both he and you swore to uphold,) Trump has destroyed international trust in the US and we have become a pariah among nations.
This madman--and his Cabinet of war criminals should be impeached forthwith. Where are the checks and balances? And what is this talk of "running Venezuela," when this regime is busy running the USA into the ground?
Have you forgotten the ordinary American people who continue to see prices rise, regulatory bodies neutered, social services cut or lost, and federal funding weaponized?
I look forward to midterm elections and re-building Congress to its traditional role. And hope to see justice roll down like mighty waters on this regime and its cowardly enablers.
Yours very truly
Saturday, January 3, 2026
Friday, January 2, 2026
Of Course
Of course we ate black-eyed peas, collard greens, cornbread, and pork on New Year's Day. Do I really believe that ritual meal will bring luck and money to us in the coming year?
Not really.
But, like walking barefoot in the first snow, getting wet in the first rain of May, getting the tree out of the house before the New Year, throwing a pinch of salt over my left shoulder if I spill salt, or touching wood to avert a bad outcome, I do these things because they're tradition and they put me in touch with my ancestors--especially my maternal grandmother.
We had a busy day on Wednesday and we could have left the tree up -- but I confess I felt relieved when John hauled it out the door.
My grandmother would be proud.
Thursday, January 1, 2026
Wednesday, December 31, 2025
Josie And Her Dad Are into D & D
Tuesday, December 30, 2025
Monday, December 29, 2025
Jujubes
Eventually I learned from reading that jujubes were a date-like dried fruit.
This year I put jujubes (the real ones) on my wish list and lo and behold!
Sunday, December 28, 2025
The Preacher Contemplates Matrimony
Lord Jesus, I come to You again, asking for a helpmeet--a nice little woman to stand by me, to welcome me home to a clean house and a hot meal on the table. I am sick and tired of doing for myself and eating frozen pizza.
You know everything--so You know how I've strayed and rambled, playing the wolf rather than the shepherd.
(Reckon I'm lucky He don't strike me down when I come a-begging. . . after the way I done my first wife.)
But, Lord, You promise in the Book to forgive sinners, and they say there is more rejoicing in Heaven over the redemption of a sinner than a good man . . . Lord, give me a helpmeet to keep me straight, and I will praise and glorify Your blessed Name to the end of my days. A man needs a woman . . .
(I don't know. . . Him and His disciples didn't have much use for women, now did they? 'Cepting that Mary who washed His feet and dried them with her hair... Now wouldn't it be something to have a woman like that . . . probably long, thick red-gold hair like . . . long enough she can sit on it . . . her crowning glory . . .not like so many of these young women today . . .lesbians and femi-nazis and ugly to the bone.)
A young woman, Lord . . . (she is right much than me . . . young enough to bear my children. It's a judgement on me, not having a son to carry on my name. Maybe I hadn't ought to have made Sarabeth get rid of that baby--but a young man just starting out didn't need that kind of burden.)
Lord Jesus, I have erred and strayed, but with a good woman, a young woman to give me children and to bless my old age . . .
(She has the one child--that pretty little girl--but I reckon she's good for several more. And I know she's a hard worker--had to be since her husband got killed in that car wreck. She's a good Christian too, don't run around far as I know. If she did, the old biddies at church would for sure let me know.
(Old biddies--they's a sight of them at church what brings me casseroles and rolls their eyes at me. Any one of them would jump at the chance of being the preacher's wife. But what use is a wrinkled old woman past child-bearing to a man like me? I need to raise up sons to carry on my name.)
Lord Jesus, I believe You are speaking to me, leading me to set an example of Christian marriage--Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. In these end times, a pastor must lead by example. I admit and repent of my past failings and fall on Your precious mercy to turn her eyes and heart to me . . .
(She's a nurse, too, a nice income and when I get older, should I go to ailing . . .)



























